Not a soft landing

A catcher's mitt she ain't.

So... that end the conversation, or what am I about to walk into here?
No... no, we're done. Yeah.
*hop* Well, that's good to hea- wait, where'd croc-boy go?
He may have been... thrown. Violently.
Don't worry, I caught him.
Yeah, but it was with your mouth Ophelia, so I'm fine with that.
Hey, it's not like I bit down.
That's like saying being thrown into jagged rocks is fine because you weren't crushed, too.
If it's not too much trouble, could I possibly get a drink here? Hoping to numb the pain a bit.
Do you have money?
Oh, screw that. Croc actually wants to drink, I'm paying. I TOTALLY want to see what he's like when plastered.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.