Sounds legit

Surely you remember the Metroid Relocation Area.

Now hold on a second Bill, let's hear him out. Ever since Kabutroid swept up all the Metroids, it's up to US to keep her safe now. And since WE can actually speak, this is our chance to show her we're better than those green bastards.
Ugh, FINE.
So, what's this "stuff" that's so important?
Oh, umm... she has a... visitor from... another planet. Yeah, important guy, ambassador Kra...mus... ain. Yes, Kramusain, from the planet Verwa. Also, he's just too darn big to fit through the doors.
Kramusain, from Verwa, got it. Back in a few minutes, guys.
WHAT?!? Wow, awesome, thanks man, you're the best!

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
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