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The need to feed




Ehehehe. Well what did you expect a Metroid to do around a free-roaming, unguarded creature?

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Shortly after cleaning herself of Metroid goo...
<Ok, need help. Oohh, here's someone. You! Do you speak Metroid! Would you be willing to help me overthow the mutation known as "Kabutroid" to turn this planet away from her tyrannical rule?>
<Yes. Yes I do by chance happen to speak Metroid.>
<And quite by coincidence, I as well wish to end said aformentioned tyrannical rule in question. In fact, I know of many, MANY people who would be willing to assist you in such a noble venture.>
<YES! You will be my greatest asset. We must hurry and... and...>
<GYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!> *zoom* *glomp*
OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?
<Well hell... that was a less than optimal end to the situation as a whole. Crap... ok, step one... I have to learn to control my urge to devour energy.>
*drop* *thud*





Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.