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17th century humour

For the record, Shakespeare stole this quote from me when I thought of this comic a while back. Trust me.

There ya go. I also turfed your raised platform you walk on back there, so you don't freakin' tower over everyone any more. You like?
Eh, I SUPPOSE it'll do. But what'd you mean about more room for text?
Anyhoo... I've got a mario to DDR. Later.
Well... that was an odd thing to say. How are you guys liking the new layout?
Easier to reach the drink... easier to eat the food. Kraid tested, Kraid approved.
What he said.
Well c'mon guys, dig in. I cleaned him out of the bottom of the deep-fryer, and this is the easiest way to get rid of it. Eat up.
*grab* Y'know, I THOUGHT it had a thicker layer of fryer grease than usual.
Alas, poor Zoomer! I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Ok, that's both twisted and disgusting.
He hath borne me on his back...
*drop* Well, I lost my appetite.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.