No killing!

SAMUS! You're back! And you've got your suit back too! How'd you do THAT?
I never lost it in the first place, freak. MAN, what's going on around here?
And why didn't you say anything when we first entered the bar?
Oh, well... me and this large gastropod of a Metroid who I want to kill were exchanging some words down in here little hidey-hole.
HEY! If I wanna get around I gotta tunnel.
And stop digging up my bar!
You've got all the tunnels you need Ophelia. And Samus, you kill her and you'll be sober so long you'll be to OLD to drink when I let you again!
Ha ha, Ridley yelled at you.
Don't make me kill you.
And no killing my best-paying customer either.
What about the fact that I'm like... your best friend?
You heard me.
Well, least HE hasn't changed.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.