A rare delicacy
Yum.
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Man, I come back and everything goes to hell. A giant monster in my bar, I swear everyone has amnesia, and we had to fill in a mess of holes. May I continue?
So you didn't know Ophelia? How'd you know her name?
I'll get to that later, now shaddup, lemme continue.
So anyway, we were celebrating the death of that annoying thing, when guess who walks in.
A flying spaghetti monster of some sort?
WHAT?!? No, just... no. God damn what's wrong with you?
Mmmm... celebratory booze.
Yep.
No, Metroid-thingy walks in, snooping around for booze, something about needing to re-do four hours of gluing a model ship or something.
God damn, I can't believe I forgot to attach that one... wait... why the hell are you here?
I run the bar... or is that some lame trick question?
So naturally we gave her the annoying thing's booze.
Weird frog-thing blood and booze. Trust me, it's considered a delicacy in some places.
...Where?!?
Just places.
Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.
