Cubular thoughts

Yes... inside a Metroid's inner mind... is a gelatinous cube. What else would it be?

<Ahh... finally thawing. I kinda figured the purple thing would go back to shooting the first Metroid.>
<BWAGH! Oh holy bajesus-hell that's frickin' COLD! That was the most painful thing I've ever felt!>
<Welcome back to the world of the moving.>
<Ok, ok... we've gotta get 'em outta there like... yesterday. I can only imagine what must be going through taht poor Metroid's mind right now.>
*bwam* *bwam*
Inside the Metroid's inner mind...
gelatinous cube
<MAN... there's an itch on my back that's driving me freakin' NUTS! Well... not like I can scratch it anyway... but at LEAST I could rub up against a wall or something. Stupid icy purple thing.>

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.