A mouthful of Samus

Whup, we don't want *this* Kraid!

*hop* Ugh... now THERE'S a memory I'd rather suppress. Nope, still didn't see anything here. Juuuust jumping over a big rock...
Soon after that
*jump* Oh cripes... is he STILL here?!? Man, he's gotta learn to let stuff go sometime. Pfft... pansy.
Further ahead still
Holy god, I never realized I had to pass a gauntlet of idiocy to leave the bar. *hop* *hop*
*GRONK* *gronk* *Gronk* *GRONK*
Meanwhile, back at Kraid
*short* Zuh... musta... fallen asleep. In Samus. Hehehehe. Mmm... passing out witha mouthful of Samus. If I had ever wanted to pass out... THIS would be my first choice. But... I guess I should head back to the bar and see what's happening... AFTER seeing if there's more Samus to eat.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.