Good news, bad news

Well, there IS a fair amount of stuff kicking around in that room. And if I were locked in a room, I'd sure be smashing the hell out of everything.

10 minutes later
-Employees Only - this means only Ridley-
So... how'd it go? What happened?
Well, I got good news for you, and I got bad news for you.
Well... THIS should be interesting.
Oh god... how badly did you screw up, and how much worse has the situation gotten?
So... bad news first?
Nah, let's have the good news first. I could use a laugh about now.
I got to spend almost ten minutes calling Metroids jerks almost to their face!
...Well whoop-dee hell, let the good times roll.
So what's the bad news? Please tell me it's just that you weren't able to move them.
Oh, that's a given. No, the bad news is that they got so pissed off at me that I think they smashed everything in there.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.