Noone can be THAT cruel

Man, now I'm getting hungry.

Ok, well... I'm still going to be the one to put this in the cold. If I get in good with Ridley, that usually means a free drink or at LEAST a discount.
You guys do that... I've got things to do.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's the mindless killing of animals. I mean... it's the natural order of things for animals to eat eachother... but minion soup isn't exactly a natural death. Oh, they'd better just be playing tricks on those poor minions.
Saaay... I wonder what would happen if we started with MEtroid ice-cream, breaded it with smashed up dried minion, deep-fried it, and then had it for desert after a bowl of finely-ground minion soup?
Naaah... what kind of twisted creatures would want to mangle innocent animals that badly.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.