Now THAT'S a taunt

Hey guys. I've come to dispel some rumours that some minions are spreading about the bar and cruel and unusual...
And I'd be like 'BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM!'
Eh, what's that?
But the minion wouldn't be smashed enough yet, so I'd be all like 'BAM, BAM, BAM' smashing it with a brick over and over and over again.
That'd totally be awesome.
And then... when the deep-fried minion is pulverized enough, I'd TOTALLY smash it another few times, just for the hell of it.
Oh man, and I TOTALLY wanna try snorting minion-powder!
PURELY for the sake of going to other minions and saying 'Yo, you know your friend? Well guess where he is. I totally just SNORTED HIM!'
Oh, hey Croc. How long you been there? We were discussing recipes... sorta.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.