Drown your sorrows in mayo

Hey, EVERYONE has a comfort food of some sort.

Well... ok, I'll tell you. But only because you're cute begging like that.
Ok, Kraid... seriously. Get overit. Stop staring at that door and... I dunno, do something else.
*sniff* But... pogs... and Samus...
Aww, c'mon... get over it. Would another jar of may help? Hmm?
*sniffle* ...Ok.
Theeere we go. I'll go get a straw.

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.