Drastic measures

The issue of the burnt crops is addressed in comic 1293, in the sign there.


Oh wow, I've found myself in an interesting position. The storyline from the real life of Kabs is merging with Zebeth proper!

Little text here for the moment, as I'm making 2 or 3 comics in quick succession here :)


Well this is just wonderful. The Metroids have gotten to the crops. We'll have to think fast if we want to save the harvest.
*hop* *foom*
Alright everyone, I've got bad news, bad news, and kinda good news. First up, quintuple-price booze until further notice.
DUDE, ouch!
Are you sure you're not overreacting?
Quiet or it'll include that one too. We've got Metroid problems.
It seems they've escaped the containment zone and are currently devouring the booze crops.
Crikey. What's the good news?
Hello, quintuple price. It's my bar.

Basically everything is property of Nintendo, who I'm hoping still let me keep doing my thing. It's a parody. And free. Did I mention they're awesome too?
Comics, ideas, etc, etc owned by me, blah, blah, legal crap. Look, just don't be a jerk, and it's all good. I'm pretty easygoing, and really don't care all that much... just don't go impersonating me and we're cool.