1, 2, 3

Although Samus has almost always been aware that her missile count is corrupt, you may be wondering when Samus got -3 missiles (and later back into the positive). I even reminded you about it a while back. Twice! And of course, they've always know that they're in an emulator.

And I actually made this strip to act as an "alternate ending" of sorts. For some reason, even back when I wrote my Pokemon fanfic, I always made sure to have at least one alternate ending to any story, just in case for some bizarre reason I become unavailable to finish the rest. Not that I'm expecting anything to happen to me (I have a bit of a cold as I write this, but that's about it), but alternate endings are always kinda amusing to think about.

I still have negative three missiles. I've never tried firing one before though... never trusted it. The more I thought about it, the less I liked it. It's a glitch. We're both still glitched. Glitched, and sitting as some .obj file in a planetary emulator.
THAT'S what I've been grappling with... what are the odds that this will ACTUALLY kill me, corrupt my file or whatever. Really, I have no way of knowing what this will do. To me... to you... to the emulator. Or it might fire a missile. It just might.
Ok, well let's just stop and think ab-
No, Mother Brain dies now. One, two, thr-

Metroid, Samus, Kraid, and the rest of 'em are all property of Nintendo, who to my knowledge wouldn't do anything such as sue me or shut poor Planet Zebeth down, because they're so damn nice, and Metroid kicks ass : }
This particular comic strip was made solely by me, by that happy little program known as KolourPaint. Yes, the one that everyone runs in fear from. That's why the comic looks the way it does.